Matt Hardy suicide hoax, raw rating, MVP gimmick change HHH rings on raw materials
-Matt Hardy joined the eyes yesterday over the line in many people, when he published a fake suicide note on YouTube. Jeff Hardy wife Beth had enough of his antics. She wrote on Twitter:
"If the police to our House on September 23, is for a"suicide call"F-king joke about @ MATTHARDYBRAND." Listen to try to work the Internet. "on"
"I think you get what you wanted @ MATTHARDYBRAND." Everyone is talking about you, again. "But it is not in a good way."
Shane Helms commented on the situation to say:
"Think not the hype." And please do not bash me for it! I did it, not nothing had to do. "
-This week episode of WWE Monday night raw, moved a 3.15 cable rating on the United States network.
-Former WWE announced a gimmick change on Twitter Star MVP:
While I still am MVP with (new Japan Pro Wrestling) or all independent appearances that I do, I will not be MVP with (the wrestling revolution project), "Wrote the MVP." "A new character and challenge." Follow him on Twitter at Twitter.com/The305MVP.
-Triple H will make his return to the ring next week raw. This will be his first match since WrestleMania 27.
Column: What's wrong with rings: WWE TV
Last Friday, July updated 15 on Friday, 15 July, 2011 written by Jeremiah Allan 2011
"What is wrong wrestling?" is an ongoing series of articles, where I, longtime fan and sometimes author trying a wrestling web comics, to keep always disqualified sports entertainment from. This week: five programming proposals for the fabled WWE channel.
5. In a treacherous move of my own five points format to defeat, the first entry in today's countdown is a broad block of programming I call imaginatively "all the old things."
People want to see the AWA, WCW and ECW tape libraries. (As already mentioned everything that you need, to do a single plaster sad "about the pandas and Chris Benoit" stickers on everything and say it is "Archival" is when she would go unedited old recordings, air, and most people are would not to say, the move unchallenged but one is worth fighting for complete historical presentation).
Not to mention a deep well of syndication: guest appearances on late into the night shows such as JAY LENO or SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, game shows, how are you smarter than a fifth GRADER?, and certain other episodes (such as PSYCH and NASH BRIDGES). And don't think that I over the last fifty seasons of hard enough forgot!
4. WWE needed an own talk show network. My Suggestion…? THE HIGHLIGHT REEL WITH CHRIS JERICHO. His band backup such as Paul Schaffer and David Letterman could the guys in FOZZY, and it could air on Tuesdays to Thursdays (a limited schedule so that the band still tour it could produce cheaper and would not be in conflict with RAW or SMACKDOWN). Ralfus could come back and be his Andy Richter.
3. Four words: WWE must go global. I would like on my TV WWE English commentary of NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING NOAH, AAA and CMLL. I'm not, where the comment of comes, as long as it is inspired but could foreign rings cheap one, to produce endless and popular alternative to a ton of new content. (And think FMW of the back catalogue - at midnight, people!)
Foreign product is another animal as native actions such as effects and RING OF HONOR, because they take not in direct competition with WWE for a domestic. There is a special series for TV partnerships: Vince to know Hiroshi Tanahashi or Dr. Wagner Jr. who are, if they subscribe to a hypothetical WWE contract by an American audience would benefit.
2. New episodes of confidential would be welcome.
A success with segments as could the show where they are now a FOOD NETWORK-based topic segment called THE BEST _ MATCH I EVER SAW, 10 minutes "greatest hits" segments SUPERSTAR spotlights and some legitimate messages called journalism at WWE actually does something value hearing about (anti-bullying campaign, make-A-wish, their military work, etc.).
1. WWE must play his largest on free TV in about two weeks after the live show. This practice would be to support the product and an olive branch, people, when and where they can, but cannot afford "almost ten hours of the minimum wage every month, if they have to take care of a family, waste".
Wait two weeks to ensure that diehards are still the live show buy, there is an incentive fans to write their cable or satellite provider and require the network and WWE would be spent promoting of the pay-per month still fresh in people's memories.
Add a marathon of the lead in RAW and SMACKDOWN episodes before (or a strong set of a la underlines watch RAW) and WWE could create an unforgettable Saturday evening with the added benefit of catch everyone up, which may not be able to follow regularly (as all these little children, that before the RAW on bed go). I say because children can stay on weekends usually until late Saturday, and it not with SMACKDOWN conflict.
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Column: What's wrong with rings: conspiracy victim
"What is wrong wrestling?" is an ongoing series of articles, where I, longtime fan and sometimes author trying a wrestling web comics, to keep always disqualified sports entertainment from. This week: an angle with five storyline steps to help to revive the Undercard.
5. R-truth and Alberto del Rio do a super villain team up to to take down the establishment. They are two victims of the conspiracy, after all. Truth can get number one candidate more than once traction on the show and del Rio, despite earning potential and is with a Briefcase MITB never match its title (or perhaps the games, he receives are corrupted by the management).
So truth and del Rio together and start sabotaged both shows, general manager in particular, and begin to position themselves as men with vision, men of change. R truth must go full-tilt hardcore heel TNA Ron killings and expressly WWE hammer for racism. He must say the words "WWE [and Triple H, as on-screen COO] not like me because I'm black." Del Rio keep doing what he does, but truth has the media access to bring hard edge.
(4) After a month of this starts del Rio, campaigns for universal GM SMACKDOWN and RAW with truth as his enforcer, called the law. "I am the law... and that's the truth,... the whole truth and nothing but the truth!" You hand out buttons, confront Teddy long as an Uncle Tom, stage protests (sit-downs, Fuß-Outs, etc.), and basically the Jive a politician all all talk, elbow rubbing and baby kissing during their goal create a WWE equal opportunities would advocate doing that.
(3) In order to help to keep the peace, Triple H brings in his own Sheriff: Kevin Nash (or X-PAC), seems to work for a while, but del Rio and truth the antics continue to up the gears gum. The best way to do that, the creation is likely stable, heat, a nation domination-like how a conspiracy to share support network (CVSN or support network short) victims. Maybe you call them even the subway.
(2) Thus, the angle culminated in a tag team match: del Rio and R-truth vs. Triple H and Kevin Nash, where the fate of Chief Operating Officer decides the winner. Triple WINS H, he keeps his job. When del Rio WINS, gets it choose a new COO. (In Kafabe, the Board on these provisions would agree, if it meant that del Rio and the truth would stop attack on public perception of the company.)
1. Del Rio is transferred immediately cuts a promo does not have the underground introduces always COO, because none of them would then be able to compete for championships (which would be the man, what he wanted), and their new choice for COO: his beautiful Latina Lady, Vickie Guerrero (or Farooq, if we for business guys with championship level skills).
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Column: What's wrong with rings: Undercard overhaul
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 6 July, 2011 Written by Jeremiah Allan Tuesday, July 5 2011
“What’s Wrong With Wrestling?” is an ongoing series of articles in which I, long-time fan and sometimes author of a wrestling web comic, attempt to keep sports entertainment from getting disqualified. This week: five storyline ideas to spice up the WWE undercard.
5. To generate some interest in the undercard and get main event talent out of the picture while individual title feuds heat up, Smackdown would host the first annual International Kings of the Ring tag team tournament. The brackets and results would look like this, with Teddy Long announcing (and naming) each of the teams:
Smackdown, Week 1: Round 1, Match #1: the Celtic Connection (Sheamus & Drew McIntyre) v. the African Embassy (Kofi Kingston & Justin Gabriel) with the Celtic Connection advancing after some miscommunication from Kofi and Gabriel, who were reluctant partners to begin with.
Smackdown, Week 1: Round 1, Match #2: the New Blue Bloods (William Regal & Wade Barrett, representing England) v. the Usos (Jimmy and Jey, representing the isle of Samoa) with the team of Regal and Barrett advancing after a “clean” win.
Smackdown, Week 2: Round 1, Match #3: Punjabi Princes (Khali & Jinder Mahal) v. the Legacy (DiBiase & Rhodes, representing the United States) with the Legacy advancing after Rhodes outsmarts his opponents and gets a count out victory against Khali.
Smackdown, Week 2: Round 1, Match #4: Mucha Lucha (Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara) v. the Japanese Buzzsaws (Yoshi Tatsu & special guest Tajiri) with Rey and Sin Cara advancing after a suitably crazy cruiserweight spot-fest against Tatsu and the one-night-only Tajiri.
Smackdown, Week 3: Round 2, Match #1: Celtic Connection d. the Legacy after a High Cross to DiBiase, and Rhodes complains endlessly to GM Long about the extra week Sheamus and McIntyre had to rest.
Smackdown, Week 3: Round 2, Match #2: Mucha Lucha d. the Blue Bloods when Sin Cara surprises Regal with a roll-up. Plus, Rey and Regal are great together.
Smackdown, Week 4: Finals: Celtic Connection d. Mucha Lucha, establishing Sheamus and McIntyre as “the greatest tag team in the world” and granting them a tag team title shot at the pay-per-view that weekend, not to mention the awesome trophy presentation ceremony immediately after the match (where they hammer or get hammered by the tag team champs).
4. Tyson Kidd, angry that Canada was excluded from the tag team tournament, goes on an anti-“everywhere but Canada” tirade and is going to make WWE pay for its snub. “You might have noticed, I’ve been looking for a manager the last several months and I think I’ve found my guy. I mean, who better to show me how America sucks than Lance freakin’ Storm!”
(The next week, Christian would politely decline Kidd’s request to join he and Storm because he doesn’t want “another Edge” or people thinking he can’t do it on his own. Kidd respects that. Kidd starts using the “if I can be serious for a moment” catchphrase while Storm watches and nods approvingly. When Jericho’s ready, he can come back and feud with Kidd, saying he’s giving Canadians a bad name. Maybe we can even get Storm v. Jericho, one more time?)
3. Tyler Reks and Brodus Clay (and Mark Henry, if he’s not busy) begin lending out their services to heels as bodyguards for hire as S.O.B. Inc. They don’t take the bookings themselves, however. They’re just the help. You’ll have to go through their anonymous boss for that, a mystery that runs for weeks of teasing.
The identity of that partner…? Who better to organize a group of body guards than Kevin Nash, who made a name for himself as Shawn Michaels’ right hand man. Del Rio could hire the group to take out Kane (or Show, if Kane is busy) and we could have a battle of the big men between Kane and Kevin Nash at Wrestlemania. Street fight, anyone?
2. Jack Swagger comes and complains about being lost in the shuffle. He lists his credentials and promises his millions of fans that he’s going to turn it around. A heel champion, preferably Christian or the Miz, interrupts by saying that he’s “heard enough. TV time is valuable and it belongs to a champion, not some has-been, never-will-be-again.”
The All-American American keeps praising himself, though, so Christian agrees to put the title on the line if Swagger will agree to Christian’s mystery stipulation, which he’ll reveal when he beats Swagger in the main event. Swagger agrees because there’s no way Christian can beat him.
Throughout the night, announcers wonder what Christian’s mystery stipulation is and whether it matters, if Swagger can win another world championship. Will he make Swagger retire? Will he force Swagger to face Kane, the Big Show and Big Zeke in a handicap cage match? Swagger’s taken a tremendous risk for another shot at the title.
The champion beats Swagger in a lengthy, competitive match so Christian reveals his stipulation: for the rest of his life, if Jack Swagger loses a match, he’ll have to suffer a humiliating stipulation voted on each week by the WWE Universe.
So, from that point forward, fans can log on to WWE.com and vote for what they want to happen to Jack Swagger if he loses – everything from spend the rest of the night dressed as Doink, fight his next match with one hand tied behind his back, streak through the arena, etc. The possibilities are endless and fans will tune in (and log on) every week to see if Swagger must once again suffer “Christian’s Curse.”
1. Some of the most successful wrestling storylines are the ones where Creative takes real life situations and cranks them up to full volume. Evan Bourne’s already one of the most likeable guys on TV so, with that in mind, here’s how to get him over on a character level: Evan’s sister has a baby and her deadbeat boyfriend walks away. Big brother has to earn some extra cash so he goes into business as the Problem Solver, working odds-and-ends jobs for other Superstars to help his sister.
One week, Evan will play love guru/matchmaker for an uncharismatic coworker. The next he’d be a fetch or a gopher – on a beer run for Austin! In-character Vince “hires” Evan to fill in at commentary when one of the announcers gets attacked. Del Rio needs his car worked on; Evan conveniently has mechanical know-how to get the job done. The gimmick is flexible, the audience never has to see the same thing twice, people will always feel good about it because he’s trying to do a good thing, and Creative could literally insert it into other ongoing angles or feuds for an upper card rub.
Near the end of the gimmick’s lifespan, Creative could set him up with a manager, someone to take jobs, who tries to team Evan up with a bunch of bad guys and low-lifes, which Evan will refuse (making the bad guys mad). The manager promises to go back to taking “good” jobs but ends up sabotaging Bourne’s face customers so he eventually has to battle a string of really angry clients.
Bourne will have to fire the manager and simultaneously deal with the following: his sister’s deadbeat baby daddy is none other than a heel worker on the opposite show, someone Evan’s never faced or did a job for or even ran into on-screen, so Evan must fight him to defend the honor of his sister (whom the heel will constantly disparage) in a feud WWE could cat-and-mouse for months before a blow-off pay-per-view match with child support on the line.
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Jeremiah Allan is an American comic book (www.wowio.com/kscomics) and radio show (www.wormwoodshow.com) writer with a BA in English and an unhealthy addiction to popcorn and building houses out of Popsicle sticks. Comment below or shoot me an e-mail at jeremiahvedder@yahoo.com with the subject line “What’s Wrong With Wrestling?”
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NXT star arrested, all wheels rings update, Bill DeMott at raw, Rhodes disses Twitter
It has been revealed that luck cannon of the NXT was release in February in Hillsbourgh, Florida arrested and charged with falsely assume the identity of a police officer.
Cannon worked previously as a police officer actually.
-The all wheels wrestling taping in the impact zone is a pilot for a show on the network speed.
As noted earlier, TNA are behind the promotion and Hermie Sadler is also involved in.
-Former WCW star and hard enough on trainer Bill DeMott Twitter will be pointed out that he appear on this coming Monday's "WWE all stars" themed three hour raw.
-This is what Cody Rhodes on Twitter magazine had to say at a WWE interview:
"You have time to Tweet what you eat, I don't think that you hard enough work." Can I be a workaholic - and I know I have accused, before - but I can not see me tweeting the members of the WWE universe about how I wanted my eggs over easy and instead they were encrypted. I go on the record: on the day of Tom Hanks Gets a Twitter account is the day I'll get a Twitter account. "
"I think, read my next T-shirt," Cody Rhodes' on the front and "Not on the Internet" on the back. I believe that Twitter is ridiculous, "Said Rhodes."
All wheels rings comments, Foley's departure is owned by TNA, more warriors
-We reported yesterday, that a "all wheels wrestling" called Indy promotion impact zone will be used. It turns out this promotion is the property of TNA, and seems to be a separate venture.
The plan is to combine rings and Mortorcross.
For more information, if we get them.
-Recently tweeted warriors, why he against Hulk Hogan in his YouTube videos. He said:
"This thing between Terry and I is greater than any of us about something." It is about you and the value of your life. People can things with their lives than other potential better, but no one has more potential than to start with any other. All of us are with the potential to do great things and life, born.
If you do the right thing to do influence, inspire and others, that they have the potential to empower. Terry, does not do so. First, he takes credit for everything. There is no room for someone else or praise for others.
Two, he has his incredible life experiences not used success to of them learn: grow smarter, a better man, its a powerful mentor. If a man to the this fails, he can someone look up to as a leader, or admire appear. Those who have it displayed as such is prohibited has been.
Because the choice is between the truth and who, they choose lies. Life will not work if you lies. This is what I do know of life.
This is why I fight. Not to make as Terry believes that he is me. No, I fight so that you that you do not know to tolerate life is.
Life of truth. Inspire me. On being an entertainer sport managed it, and I am proud of what we have in common. But, me, you are all better than that. You can do better. You can the whole f * ing world upside down. "I can feel your power."
-To clarify, Mick Foley, TNA is departure officially until September, expires as his contract. As mentioned, he asked for his release and assess of Bischoff's comments he you will receive in September.
