- Rock brings it from his house
- Khali def. Miz via DQ
- Sheamus def. Daniel Bryan to become the new United States Champion.
- Cole brings out Lawler’s son, JR comes out to aid Lawler, both men get laid out by Swagger.
- Randy Orton def. Mason Ryan, gets punted after.
- Vickie def. Trish Stratus, LayCool assisted, Snooki in match at Wrestlemania.
- John Cena def. Alberto Del Rio via DQ.

-Raw opens up with a poster of the Rock and we then pan to him talking on his phone. He’s talking about the “final knockout” from Cena and discussing how lame it was. While he’s talking, Cena’s music hits and Cena is apparently in Rock’s house. Instead, it’s a little kid with Cena’s gear and he tells Rock “you can’t see me.” The kid starts rapping and then says “you want some, come get some.” Rock explains that once he left, Cena took the ball and was the man in WWE. Rock then explains that he’ll never be as good as the Rock because he’s “not that talented” and is the poster boy for a young demographic. Rock then makes the little kid cry and gives him a Cena t shirt to blow his nose with. He then spits in it and gives the kid a motivational speech. He then gives the kid a box of Fruity Pebbles and the kid leaves. Rock then talks to the camera and addresses Miz. He introduces himself to the must see champ and says that Miz made it clear that he wants to get his ass kicked. He closes by saying that he will lay the smack down on both of them, if you smell what he’s cooking.

-Cole is ringside inside a clear box to “ensure his protection.” Josh and Lawler are at the announce table. Miz comes out and we see replays from the past few weeks involving Cena and Miz. Miz talks about how Rock’s t shirt refers him bringing bad catch phrases and promos. Miz continues to say that he will make Rock cry when he gets his hands on him. After saying that he’s awesome, we get an email from the Raw general manager. He leaves his Cole mine, only for Jerry to get up and take control of the podium. He says that there are “two first time matches” for Miz and Cena. John Cena will face off with Alberto Del Rio tonight. Miz then says he has no one left to face, but then The Great Khali comes out. We go to commercial

-Great Khali vs. Miz is underway and Miz is being chopped by Khali. He then gets a big chop to the head and is now getting his skull crushed. Khali refuses to break the hold and Alex Riley comes out to break it up. Riley gets hit with a Punjabi Plunge and Miz then comes in and beats him with a steel chair. Miz finishes by giving Khali a DDT into the chair. As Khali walks up the ramp, the camera zooms into Khali’s back, which was cut open from the chair when it broke.

-Back from commercial as Lawler and Matthews hype the match between Triple H and Undertaker. We now see a video package hyping up Triple H’s career with short bits from his response on Friday. We see John Morrison backstage talking with Snooki, but Vickie and Ziggler come over. Snooki and Vickie start trashing each other. She blocks a slap from Vickie and smacks her in the face.

-Back from another commercial, and we have a match for the United States Championship. Sheamus is out first, followed by Daniel Bryan. Justin Roberts reminds us that if Sheamus does not win, then he will quit WWE. The match starts out and Sheamus is on the offensive. Daniel Bryan turns it around and dives out of the ring, onto Sheamus. Bryan goes to the top rope and hits a giant missile dropkick. We go to another commercial. After the break, if it’s any surprise, Sheamus is dominating Daniel Bryan. He knee Bryan in the head but fails to keep him down for a three count. Sheamus is flung out of the ring by Daniel Bryan and he hurt his ankle. It takes him until the 5 count to get back into the ring. Sheamus then goes for the brogue kick, but Daniel Bryan ducks. The LeBelle lock is locked in but Sheamus grabs the rope. Sheamus goes for a high cross, but it’s turned into a roll up. Daniel Bryan then hits his trademark roaring elbows followed by repeated kicks to the chest. Daniel Bryan is hit with a brogue kick while trying to hit a missile dropkick. Sheamus is your new United States Champion. That was a pretty good match.

-Cole, from his mine, says that he is bringing out someone from Lawler’s past to expose who he really is. Back from commercial and we see a replay of Stone Cold humiliating Cole. Michael Cole then goes on to say that Stone Cold will have minimal effect at Wrestlemania. Michael Cole introduces the biological son of Jerry Lawler, “Grand Master Sexay,” Brian Christopher. Cole questions him as to why he never used the name “Lawler” when he wrestled. Brian Christopher then says that he never had a father growing up. Lawler then says that his son is a bigger screw up than Charlie Sheen. His son then reminds us that he competed in Wrestlemania before his father, as a part of the tag team “Too Cool.” Christopher then starts to smack around Lawler, and then says he never used the Lawler named because he’s ashamed of him. As soon as Cole starts running his mouth, Oklahoma’s marching band music hits and out comes OLE JIM ROSS. Jim Ross says that this has all gone far enough. Cole tells Ross to go away because he is the voice of the WWE now. Ross says that the voice of the WWE is from the WWE Universe. JR calls him a rat bastard and then proceeds to leave the ring. Cole isn’t finished and JR gets back in the ring. He takes his coat and hat off. As the two get ready to square off, Jack Swagger comes out of nowhere and pummels Lawler. Swagger then gets into the ring with Ross. Swagger puts Ross into an ankle lock until Lawler comes in to save him. Lawler is then put in an ankle lock. Cole then puts JR into an ankle lock.

-Randy Orton is out to face the last remaining member of the New Nexus, Mason Ryan. CM Punk lets Mason Ryan go to the ring by himself. The match is fairly balanced back and forth, but Randy Orton…once again, hits an RKO out of nowhere and wins the match. The FCW punt express gains another passenger as Orton punts Mason Ryan in the skull.

-After seeing that Drew Carey is the latest inductee for the WWE Hall of Fame, yes you read that right, Cole announces that he will use the ankle lock to defeat Jerry Lawler. Zack Ryder gets three seconds of screen time while flirting with Snooki, and we go to commercial. After break, Justin Roberts announces Snooki to the ring. She says that she hopes to see Trish Stratus shut Vickie up. Vickie comes out and Justin Roberts announces that it is a no disqualification match. After some trash talking, Trish comes out to a nice pop. The match starts and Vickie starts doing jumping jacks. She takes off her shoes and tries to throw them at Vickie. Trish pushes Vickie over, but Ziggler comes out to stop it. Morrison comes out and removes Ziggler from the ring, but LayCool comes out for the assist and helps Vickie pick up the win. Michelle McCool then taunts Snooki, only to get beaten up by her. Vickie then issues a challenge to Morrison, Trish, and Snooki for a match against Ziggler and LayCool at Wrestlemania. Snooki accepts.

-Ricardo Rodriguez announces Alberto Del Rio as our main event may actually be longer than TNA’s PPV main event. Next out is John Cena to the biggest pop of the night. Both of these number one contenders will take part in the main event of a Raw in which I have struggled to pay attention to. The match starts and they grapple each other. Before we go to commercial, Cole says that The Rock is actually in St. Louis tonight. After commercial, Del Rio is working Cena’s neck. The “let’s go Cena/Cena sucks” chants are echoing. Cena powers out and hits a suplex, both men are down. They finally get up and exchange blows until Cena come out on top. He hits his running shoulders and then the five knuckle shuffle. He set up Del Rio for the Attitude Adjustment, but Brodus Clay comes in and the match ends in a DQ. The Rock’s music hits and… Miz, who is in a very good Rock disguise, come out and helps Del Rio gang up on Cena. After being beat up on the entrance ramp, Cena fights back for a short bit until he gets a DDT into the steel flooring. He smashes his face into the big WWE logo on the main stage, and then gives him a skull crushing finale into it.

Source: wrestlingtruth.com